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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1462 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Animals Bred: | 122 |
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!
But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?