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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6555 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
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