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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6654 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 5838 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | New Chunks Explored: | 887589 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT BURNS MORE CALORIES THAN RUNNING A MARATHON? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS BASICALLY A GYM MEMBERSHIP, BUT WITHOUT ALL THE SWEAT AND SMELLY PEOPLE.
OH, AND IF YOU JOIN NOW, YOU’LL GET A FREE PET UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND POOPS GOLD. YEAH, THAT’S HOW EPIC OUR SERVER IS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND GET FIT WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES. IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION, DUDE!