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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9912 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT BURNS MORE CALORIES THAN RUNNING A MARATHON? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS BASICALLY A GYM MEMBERSHIP, BUT WITHOUT ALL THE SWEAT AND SMELLY PEOPLE.
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