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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1833 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3834 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
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