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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1840 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 77 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7783 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.
And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.
So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?