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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4209 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.
And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.
So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?