Slim Seat Minecraft Server

125lbs, 200lbs, back pain, crushed balls, diet changes, discomfort, fatty liver, gall stones, health issues, Minecraft, pressure points, Seat, Server, shifting positions, sitting positions, skinny people, slim, Tips, torture, unhealthy foods, weight loss, weight loss journey

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	700143	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Animals Bred:	171	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7110	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	853	Dragon Eggs Found:	2382
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!