Slim Seat Minecraft Server

125lbs, 200lbs, back pain, crushed balls, diet changes, discomfort, fatty liver, gall stones, health issues, Minecraft, pressure points, Seat, Server, shifting positions, sitting positions, skinny people, slim, Tips, torture, unhealthy foods, weight loss, weight loss journey

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mines Excavated:	2889
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ores Mined:	2063	Alien Abductions:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5717
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Dimension Hops:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Potions Brewed:	52
Void Gems Collected:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.