Slim Seat Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crops Grown:	3020
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	223
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Players Killed by Monsters:	7239	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	125
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Buildings Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	805588
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Potions Brewed:	105	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	260
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Buildings Constructed:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8128	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5898
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.