Slim Seat Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Crops Grown:	2774
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Towns Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	81	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Towns Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Buildings Constructed:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	5206

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7488	Chimeras Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Star Shards Collected:	145
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.