Slim Seat Minecraft Server

125lbs, 200lbs, back pain, crushed balls, diet changes, discomfort, fatty liver, gall stones, health issues, Minecraft, pressure points, Seat, Server, shifting positions, sitting positions, skinny people, slim, Tips, torture, unhealthy foods, weight loss, weight loss journey

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	71	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	8717
Dimension Hops:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Zombie Dances:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	980142	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	3077	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!