Slim Seat Minecraft Server

125lbs, 200lbs, back pain, crushed balls, diet changes, discomfort, fatty liver, gall stones, health issues, Minecraft, pressure points, Seat, Server, shifting positions, sitting positions, skinny people, slim, Tips, torture, unhealthy foods, weight loss, weight loss journey

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	55
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	288	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	3593	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Crops Grown:	9071	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6207	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dimension Hops:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5287
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.