Slim Seat Minecraft Server

125lbs, 200lbs, back pain, crushed balls, diet changes, discomfort, fatty liver, gall stones, health issues, Minecraft, pressure points, Seat, Server, shifting positions, sitting positions, skinny people, slim, Tips, torture, unhealthy foods, weight loss, weight loss journey

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9842	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9314	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Potions Brewed:	199
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	420906	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	45	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Divine Spears Created:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Emeralds Found:	4558
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	82	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	232	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!