Slim Seat Minecraft Server

125lbs, 200lbs, back pain, crushed balls, diet changes, discomfort, fatty liver, gall stones, health issues, Minecraft, pressure points, Seat, Server, shifting positions, sitting positions, skinny people, slim, Tips, torture, unhealthy foods, weight loss, weight loss journey

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Star Shards Collected:	127
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	639	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	58
Buildings Constructed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Animals Bred:	48
Zombie Dances:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3012
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Living Statues Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	468371
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	6454	Towns Built:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4540	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”