Slim Seat Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Mines Excavated:	3252
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WakeUpCraft SMP

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Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

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Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

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lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

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Green Stick Figure is a mysterious and enigmatic artist known for their unique stick figure drawings. With a focus on minimalism and simplicity, Green Stick Figure creates whimsical and thought-provoking illustrations that captivate audiences around the world. Their work often incorporates themes of nature, unity, and interconnectedness, and has gained a loyal following on social media platforms. Despite their anonymity, Green Stick Figure’s art continues to inspire and resonate with people of all ages.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3683
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

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Fell – lost or “Pillars” from version 1.20 to 1.21.1! New blocks, items and mobs. The best server WITHOUT A LICENSE for playing with friends!

IP: play.beeworlds.ru (modes from 1.20.1 and later)

Pillars of Fortune, Fell – Lost, Pillars, Random items, Fishing. [ 1.16.5 – 1.21.1 ]

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits

Shopkeepers

Coin System

PVP

Leaderboards

We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the WeCanGoMining Minecraft server, simply enter the server address “wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to our Discord community or in-game for the server rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the WeCanGoMining community.

Q: Is there any cost to play on the server?

A: No, WeCanGoMining is a free Minecraft server for players to enjoy.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	827	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DadDisagreesMCServer

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KidzGoneWildMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Magic Items Found:	4185	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1170	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Star Shards Collected:	270
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.