Sliddin’ & Craftin’ Minecraft Server Madness

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magic Items Found:	7155
Dimension Hops:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ores Mined:	4076	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchantments Applied:	263	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	187
Buildings Constructed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Love Letters Sent:	13

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Farms Harvested:	208
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4127
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Enchantments Applied:	277	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	277
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	278	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7084	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

Players:	92/800	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	195
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Emeralds Found:	546
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15