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Blocky Ghetto Shootout

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come join our epic minecraft server where we fight gun homicides with diamond swords and enchanted armor! our community is so tight-knit, we treat each other like family and protect each other from creepers and griefers.

we have the most lit events, like a weekly dance party in the nether, where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick skins.

plus, our server is so exclusive, even herobrine himself tried to join but we said nah fam, you gotta earn your spot like everyone else.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper explosion, then come join us and let’s take down gun violence one block at a time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6244
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minecraft Server: /lolg/ – Laugh Out Loud Gaming

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for our 15 Year Anniversary celebration where we have Music Fan Gragas throwing epic parties, Cosplayer Neeko showing off her amazing costumes, Esports Fan Trundle cheering on every player, and Ann-Sivir-sary giving out free skins like it’s nobody’s business!

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs and rainbow unicorns to the game. And don’t even get me started on the PBE Patch Notes – we’re introducing a new dimension where you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas!

Need some inspiration for your builds? Check out our account stats and model viewer to see the most epic creations on our server. And if you need some guidance, our OP pastebin has all the tips and tricks you need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	55	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mines Excavated:	2436
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AuntieSlayin’Craft

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Are you tired of judgmental adults who can’t handle being called out by a 5-year-old? Then join our Minecraft server, where kids rule and adults drool! Our server is a safe space for all, where even the youngest players can stand up to the haters.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that stands up for what’s right. Who needs adults when you have a squad of fearless 5-year-olds ready to take on the world? So come on, join us and show those judgy adults who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FearlessCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll have to overcome the fear of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers! Yes, you heard that right. These fearless fowl will stop at nothing to take you down and steal all your loot. But don’t worry, once you conquer this fear, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days. So come join us and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyMorningFun

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Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds? Or maybe you prefer to tame a herd of wild pigs before breakfast? Well, whatever your morning routine may be, our Minecraft server has got you covered with all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us for a world where creepers are actually friendly and trade you rare items for hugs. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as villagers flock to your sugary fortress. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your wildest dreams, come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse

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OMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER WAS PLAYIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO SAFETY CUZ HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE EPICNESS! LIKE, THE CREEPERS WERE LITERALLY BOWING DOWN TO HIM, BUT HE WAS LIKE “NAH, I CAN’T HANDLE DIS, I’M OUT!” SO IF U WANNA BE MORE EPIC THAN IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U FIND THE SECRET DIAMOND MINE, U CAN SUMMON A HERD OF LLAMAS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE! YEAH, LLAMAS, NOT HORSES, LLAMAS! SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY LLAMA RIDER!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mines Excavated:	1569
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Atoq’s Vanilla Adventure: Where even the creepers prefer their vanilla flavor!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old
Events and Polls	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Application required for access
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In-game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Rich storyline and lore
Java Version	v1.19.3
Custom Origins	Unique origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to be a content creator to join?

No, being a content creator is not a requirement, but the server is tailored towards content creators.

How can I apply for whitelist?

You can apply for whitelist through our Discord server by filling out the application form.

What kind of events are hosted on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, PvP battles, treasure hunts, and more.

Can I suggest new mods or features for the server?

Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members and regularly consider adding new mods or features based on feedback.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hiro’s Minecraft Server – The Destroyer

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Are you tired of dealing with hiro the slant eyed gook ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and help us defeat this evil villain once and for all! With epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save the Minecraft world from destruction, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. Plus, rumor has it that hiro the slant eyed gook drops rare loot when defeated – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show him who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6965	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	97	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Star Shards Collected:	247

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Naruto’s Minecraft SMP Village

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers trying to ruin the fun. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors.

2. The spawn point is actually a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there!

3. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have decided to join in on the fun. Don’t worry, they promise not to blow up your builds… most of the time.

4. Want to become a Minecraft millionaire? Well, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Good luck finding it before someone else does!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft world. Just remember, this is canon and you will read it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3635
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Farms Harvested:	582

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VillagerRocketsBOOM

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Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up villages like Hezbollah but with TNT and creepers! Watch out for those pesky villagers trying to escape our wrath, but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect ourselves. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like a real war zone but with pixelated blocks! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and dominate the server with our epic builds and crazy antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Enival: Where the creepers are more trustworthy than your neighbor

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I apply to join Enival?

A: You can apply in Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server launched over a week ago.

Q: Can I explore the server world before joining?

A: Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mines Excavated:	4813	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will be transported to the Hell of Mirrors! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within the Spook 31 server lies a secret world filled with mirrors that reflect your deepest fears. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us as we navigate through twisted mazes, battle creepy creatures, and try to escape the clutches of the Mirror Demon.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Mirror Shield, you will gain the power to control the mirrors and bend them to your will. Imagine the possibilities! You could create infinite copies of yourself, confuse your enemies, or even trap them in a never-ending reflection loop.

So come join us on Spook 31: The Hell of Mirrors, where every corner holds a new surprise and every mirror has a story to tell. Just be careful not to get lost in your own reflection… or you may never find your way out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Farms Harvested:	654	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cuck Wins Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted potatoes and rubber chickens. Our spawn town is a chaotic mess of giant statues made entirely out of TNT, because why not?

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their potato-wielding rebellion?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Tattoo Drama Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as whimsical as a bunny with fairy wings? Look no further! Our server is filled with magical creatures and enchanting adventures that will make you feel like you’re in a fairy tale.

Join us and explore a world where bunnies soar through the sky and dragons roam free. Build your own castle and defend it against hordes of evil mobs. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your 35 tattoos – in fact, we encourage you to show them off in our virtual world!

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that our community is so supportive that even if your boyfriend doesn’t like your bunny tattoo, we’ll still love and appreciate you for who you are. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)?

So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s make some magical memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fairy godmother to grant you three wishes – or at least help you defeat the Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	785
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4