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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9291 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 9979 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored pigs, mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out fireworks, and battle against a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (spoiler alert: they never return it).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to sick beats and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good).
So why wait? Join our bonkers Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t oversleep and miss out on all the fun.