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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 7868 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 65 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored pigs, mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out fireworks, and battle against a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (spoiler alert: they never return it).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to sick beats and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good).
So why wait? Join our bonkers Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t oversleep and miss out on all the fun.