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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 468 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 185 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored pigs, mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out fireworks, and battle against a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (spoiler alert: they never return it).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to sick beats and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good).
So why wait? Join our bonkers Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t oversleep and miss out on all the fun.