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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1122 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 8858 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 229 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Friday night where we all wear chicken costumes and dance to techno music. It’s like a rave, but with more feathers, you feel me?
And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race we have. It’s intense, bro. Like, these llamas are faster than lightning, I swear. And the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and emeralds. It’s like the Olympics, but with more spitting.
So, like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft SMP server and be part of the madness, hit me up, bro. We’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of slime. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.