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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1929 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 113 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5432 |
But wait, there’s more! As you continue to explore, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that poops out diamonds. That’s right, DIAMONDS. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about the fact that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with your favorite song?
So why are you still awake? Stop wasting time and come join us on the most absurdly hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.