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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5937 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! As you continue to explore, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that poops out diamonds. That’s right, DIAMONDS. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about the fact that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with your favorite song?
So why are you still awake? Stop wasting time and come join us on the most absurdly hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.