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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7812 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3250 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3247 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2570 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 495 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! As you continue to explore, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that poops out diamonds. That’s right, DIAMONDS. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about the fact that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with your favorite song?
So why are you still awake? Stop wasting time and come join us on the most absurdly hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.