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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1859 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 254 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 155 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 51 |
We’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and unicorns that fart rainbows. And let’s not forget about the dancing creepers who break it down to dubstep music. It’s a total rave in here, bro!
Oh, and did I mention that every time you mine a diamond, a magical fairy grants you three wishes? Yeah, it’s like a freakin’ genie in a bottle up in here!
So come on and join the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just watch out for those sneaky bacteria trying to pull a fast one on you while you catch some Z’s. It’s a wild ride, my friend!