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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 3146 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7208 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where bacteria literally take dumps in your mouth while you sleep? Yeah, you heard me right! It’s like a wild party in your mouth every night! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server.
We’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and unicorns that fart rainbows. And let’s not forget about the dancing creepers who break it down to dubstep music. It’s a total rave in here, bro!
Oh, and did I mention that every time you mine a diamond, a magical fairy grants you three wishes? Yeah, it’s like a freakin’ genie in a bottle up in here!
So come on and join the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just watch out for those sneaky bacteria trying to pull a fast one on you while you catch some Z’s. It’s a wild ride, my friend!
