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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2699 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
We’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and unicorns that fart rainbows. And let’s not forget about the dancing creepers who break it down to dubstep music. It’s a total rave in here, bro!
Oh, and did I mention that every time you mine a diamond, a magical fairy grants you three wishes? Yeah, it’s like a freakin’ genie in a bottle up in here!
So come on and join the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just watch out for those sneaky bacteria trying to pull a fast one on you while you catch some Z’s. It’s a wild ride, my friend!