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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 9797 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 355 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles where instead of swords, we fight with bottles of kvass and tracksuits! Build your own babushka-approved village complete with a banya for all your relaxation needs. And don’t forget to pay tribute to our fearless leader, Comrade Steve, who rules with an iron fist…and a bottle of vodka.
So come on, comrade, join us on this wild ride through the Slavic lands. Just be prepared for cheeki breeki mayhem like you’ve never seen before!