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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9577 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses? Well, come join our server where we have a whole community of slavs building epic squatting houses and drinking vodka by the pixelated fire!
Join us for epic slav dance parties where we break out into spontaneous squatting competitions and see who can drink the most virtual vodka shots without falling over (in the game, of course).
And if that’s not enough, we even have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the creepers and zombies while blasting hardbass music on full volume.
So come join us on our server, where the tracksuit is the official uniform and the only rule is to have a good time, comrade!
