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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1289 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 50 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Votes: | 5059 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 571 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!