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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9389 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!