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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6602 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 410 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2856 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!