LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
Players Killed by Monsters: 175 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Holy Grails Found: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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