SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1941

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Animals Bred:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5177	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	172	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8425	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3723
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5360
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7137	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Items Found:	2317
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Villages Defended:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Ores Mined:	6067
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Potions Brewed:	45
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234