SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	295	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Potions Brewed:	26

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	4185	Villages Defended:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	203
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8040	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Divine Spears Created:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
New Chunks Explored:	380157	Crops Grown:	8502

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	879
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	6391
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	287868	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8081	Rainbows Spotted:	4

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net