SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Farms Harvested:	950	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5230	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2082	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

play.minecraft.country

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

TrafoMC.net

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ores Mined:	2329
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

PokeDigital.mc.gg

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

mso.atownyserver.com

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	60	Animals Bred:	62
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Items Found:	7062
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

play.core-mc.net

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4960	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

mc.stride.gg

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	3870	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

ms.crystalmc.org