SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

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Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

Rustic SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Animals Bred:	88

RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

play.rusticsmp.com

United Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

United Factions is the server to be when you want to play Minecraft factions. Free of any loot-boxes and pay-to-win elements, United Factions differs itself from other servers. The server focusses all attention on bringing you the best possible faction experience out there.

play.unitedfactions.net

Last Element Avatar Bending Server

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Votes:	7877
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

lastelement.apexmc.co

MundoPixels

KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

IP: mc.mundopixels.net Join and enjoy the great adventure that MundoPixels can offer you, the best of the best!

mc.mundopixels.net

TwistedMC

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3328	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

TwistedMC is a Java Edition Minecraft Network that focuses on bringing a unique experience along with a twist for enjoyment and content creation. TwistedMC consists of multiple gamemodes such as Survival 1.17.1, Arcade and a custom Bed Wars mode.

Check out our website and more at www.twistedmc.net Apply for staff at www.twistedmc.net/apply Join our Discord at discord.gg/twistedmc

Server IP: play.twistedmc.net

Join the TwistedMC network! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

twistedmc.net

Elyria Online

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

elyria.online

Build the Vote

Creative

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	3170

Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

mc.buildthevote.com

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Endless Night Skies:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

softslayer.com

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

evagens.minehut.gg

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

mc.houseofgamers.xyz

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

minemu.net

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2769	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

join.pixgrove.org

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	177

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

hisparquia.org

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ores Mined:	7082	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

play.ghoulcraft.com

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Potions Brewed:	121
Love Letters Sent:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

play.casualmc.net