SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	3034	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4765	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	131	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	1463

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	6253	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchantments Applied:	175

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Animals Bred:	47
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Emeralds Found:	2940	Dragon Eggs Found:	2130
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Love Letters Sent:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	15113

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	869
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3452	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magic Items Found:	6607
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Farms Harvested:	921	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	995963
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Towns Built:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	863
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magic Items Found:	8610
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Animals Bred:	96
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Votes:	1441
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Farms Harvested:	441	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4135	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com