SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Potions Brewed:	186
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

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Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	405
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Votes:	449
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mines Excavated:	2228	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2175	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Votes:	2526	Meteorites Collected:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

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HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Emeralds Found:	3033	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magic Items Found:	1763
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Crops Grown:	5858	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Star Shards Collected:	120

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

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Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mines Excavated:	2688
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

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Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	328
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magic Items Found:	1169
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	116
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664