SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Farms Harvested:	694
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	4225

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4879	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Runes Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Animals Bred:	110

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	New Chunks Explored:	514682
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Animals Bred:	68	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1625
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Farms Harvested:	137	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.