SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6672
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2533	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3250	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	983392	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8004
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Star Shards Collected:	115
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	2571	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Potions Brewed:	87
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!