SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Towns Built:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1251	Dragon Eggs Found:	5914
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	56	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5240
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	51
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	564515
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	New Chunks Explored:	910062
Farms Harvested:	386	Dragon Eggs Found:	4152
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Potions Brewed:	49	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.