Slap My Hand Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cougar Craze Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature where older women magically appear and become your in-game girlfriends. Who needs Tinder when you have our server? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate today! And yes, they can definitely be found on r9k – just watch out for any creepy Pepe memes lurking around.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Screen Time SMP – The Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

What is the IP for OmzBlox Minecraft Server?

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OmzBlox is a talented and well-known content creator in the Roblox community. With a passion for creating fun and engaging games, OmzBlox has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. Known for their creativity and innovation, OmzBlox continues to impress fans with their unique game creations and engaging content. With a growing fanbase, OmzBlox is sure to remain a prominent figure in the Roblox community for years to come.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Anime Jam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique feature where every anime has the same opening song! That’s right, picture Naruto running to the tune of Sailor Moon or Goku powering up to the beat of Attack on Titan. It’s absolute chaos and we love it! Join us for the most epic anime mashup experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear Pikachu singing along in the background. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind server experience!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minecraft SMP: Vore General Malpractice

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all your vore-related shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and plenty of opportunities to get swallowed whole by a giant Ender Dragon (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Whether you prefer anthropomorphic predators, human predators, or even ambiguously humanoid predators, we’ve got them all here waiting to gobble you up in the most hilarious ways possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready to be vored like never before!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	190	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Nn! Nnnghyaaaa! Nnnngh! Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

> smackdown is not cancelled Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic smackdowns, raw battles, and NXT showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about Rampage – who knows what crazy shenanigans Wheels will get into next!

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even become the next champion of the server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

KGE – Your pleasant world Minecraft server

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Additionally:

Free passage

Brewing alcohol

Unique items

Over 100 new, refined enchantments

Amoutcraft

Stability

And you can find a lot more on our server, because it is being updated, and players can influence the innovations of the server.

Additional features:

Active moderators

Regular streamers

Positive atmosphere

Regular events to diversify the gaming experience

PS Due to the blocking of the DS, applications are accepted within 24 hours

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Night Owl Girl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the only female girl studying at night while the world sleeps? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a whole community of nocturnal scholars just like you! Join us and discover the magical world of chemistry where potions and explosions are just a crafting table away. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to help you with your homework. So come join us and study in the spookiest (and most educational) way possible!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Tottenham v AZ Match Thread Minecraft SMP

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🤣🎮 Ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, get your pickaxe ready because this server is about to blow your mind with its outrageousness!

🤪 Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a team of Tottenham players ready to take on the world of Minecraft. From Forster guarding your base to Richarlison and Werner going on epic mining adventures, this server is a football fan’s dream come true!

🤯 But wait, there’s more! The opposing team, AZ, is not to be messed with. With Owusu-Oduro leading the charge and Van Bommel causing chaos wherever he goes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

🚀 So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you see a showdown between football stars in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic battles and hilarious shenanigans that go down on this server?

💥 Don’t miss out on the madness and join now before you miss out on all the fun! Who knows, you might just become the MVP of this wild and wacky Minecraft world! 🤣🎮

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Indies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us if you want to be greeted by a non-standard vtuber who will serenade you with soothing Minecraft tips and tricks in a language only dolphins can understand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs – the elusive Disco Sheep! These sheep will groove to the beat of your pickaxe as you mine your way to victory.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Why Isn’t Anyone Talking About This Easy 100x? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be mined. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for rare loot. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Yes, you read that right – diamonds!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, diamond-filled world? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blaze Haven Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, rescuing villagers from evil llamas, and even taking on a horde of zombie clowns (yes, you read that right)!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the Barbie Crampton edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most fabulous builds you’ve ever seen. Our spawn town is literally made out of pink glitter blocks and unicorn horns.

But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ores Mined:	7169	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3