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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dimension Hops:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Towns Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Animals Bred:	77	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Towns Built:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ores Mined:	8115	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Void Armor Forged:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6968
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Potions Brewed:	129	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Void Armor Forged:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Dimension Hops:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	424246
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Animals Bred:	14
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Votes:	6037
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dimension Hops:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ores Mined:	702
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	69
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	90/300	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	12