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| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.
So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.
Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 3610 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance a skeleton in a disco-off, you’ll be granted access to their sacred chicken nugget vault.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest dreamscape you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and prank each other with exploding chickens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for a world where you don’t have to deal with your sister’s boyfriend who refuses to compromise or respect boundaries. Build your dream castle without the worry of someone almost putting their hands on you.
We offer a safe and drama-free environment where you can focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. Say goodbye to unwanted house guests and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Ever wondered what it would be like to wake up as a member of the opposite sex? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday! You never know what kind of wacky transformations or gender-bending antics you’ll encounter.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon quakes in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow their fluffy rule? The choice is yours!
And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their trusty pigs and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of bacon. It’s a squealing good time!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7104 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
first of all, we got pigs that can fly. yeah, u heard me right. pigs. that. can. fly. so if u ever wanted to ride a flying pig and be the coolest kid on the server, this is the place for u.
also, we have a secret underground city filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, cuz there are also creepers down there waiting to blow u up. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but with more explosions.
oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted? yeah, we got ghosts and zombies roaming around, making things extra spooky. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.
so if u want a minecraft server that’s unlike anything u’ve ever seen before, come join us. but be warned, once u start playing, u may never want to leave.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Animals Bred: | 176 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
