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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8004 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 5361 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
We’ve got pigs riding on top of chickens, cows doing backflips off of cliffs, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our creepers explode in a rainbow of glitter and confetti.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying sheep that poop out golden apples and our zombies are trained in ballet. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant kitten that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs airmail when you can have boats in the sky and planes in the ocean? Join us now for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!