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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2617 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 8229 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4518 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
1. Our server is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. 2. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball at a party. 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park. 4. We’ve got more redstone contraptions than you can shake a stick at – seriously, it’s like Hogwarts up in here. 5. The creepers on our server are actually really nice once you get to know them – they just want a hug!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!