Skittle’s LifeSteal SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Endless Night Skies:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Skittles Lifesteal SMP, where every battle becomes a sweet opportunity for a new minecraft experience.

🍭 What Makes Us Unique?

❤️ Lifesteal Mechanics: Steal others players hearts when you kill them, craft hearts as a passive way to gain them, and create revive crystal to rise those once fallen

🤝 Community-focused: Join a diverse and welcoming community, form alliances, and break them, build bases, and destroy them, gather recourses, or steal them, it’s all your choice.

📌 Additional Info:

Version: 1.20.2

Discord: Join our Discord community for updates, events, and to connect with fellow players: https://discord.gg/hJHN3f2fHK

Respect each other, embrace the sweet vibes, and have a blast!

Ready to embark on a fun journey? Don’t miss out on the fun – join Skittles Lifesteal SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before! 🚀🍬

See you in-game! 🌈✨

RoomieGF Minecraft Server

apartment etiquette, awkward, Boundaries, check in, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Girlfriend, immature, Lease, living situation, Minecraft, nyc apartment, overstepping, passive aggressive, personal space, relationships, Respect, RoomieGF, roommate, Server, third wheel, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	650
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with unwanted guests? Look no further! Our server is like a spacious NYC apartment, but without the awkward roommates’ girlfriends hanging around uninvited. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you don’t have to worry about feeling like a third wheel in your own virtual home. Plus, our virtual living situations are way better than those tiny shoe-box apartments you’re used to. Don’t be the ***hole, join our server today!

OopsieCraft

#momlife, #socialnorms, accidentalbreakage, childresponsibility, customerexperience, frienddrama, friendsjudging, momguilt, OopsieCraft, parenting, parentingfails, retailhumor, retailtherapy, retailwoes, shoppingwithkids, storeaccident, storeetiquette, storeincident, Target, toddlerbehavior, ToddlerLife

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
New Chunks Explored:	549701	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server where breaking things is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the time when a player’s child accidentally knocked over a display of candles in Target, causing chaos and mayhem. But instead of being scolded, they were praised for their destructive skills!

Join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem, where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the ultimate troublemaker and be celebrated for your antics!

So come on over and join the fun, where being an asshole is not only accepted, but celebrated. Let’s break things together and create unforgettable memories in our crazy Minecraft world!

EduCraft Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, education, EduCraft, flee, forced, forced to flee, Girls, girls education, girls’ education Taliban minister, Minecraft, Minister, Server, Speech, speech in support, Support, support of girls’ education, Taliban, Taliban minister, Taliban minister forced to flee, Taliban minister forced to flee Afghanistan

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

so, like, this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like, we got a Taliban minister who had to like, run away from Afghanistan cuz he was all about girls’ education, like, what even? come join our server and be part of the craziest adventures ever, we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and stuff, then maybe you will, but like, who even does that? just join already, you won’t regret it, probably.

QuebecBankCraft: US Link Reboot

bankers, Canada, Decision making, Economy, finance, Government, international relations, Investment Banks, Link, Links, Meeting, morning, North America, Politics, PREMIER, Province, québec, QuebecBankCraft, Reboot, rethink, summons, Trade, united states

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	51	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. like, you gotta join cuz the Quebec Premier, like, summoned all the bankers and investment banks this morning, right? and they were all, like, “we gotta rethink our links with the United States, man.”

and, like, on this server, we’re all about rethinking stuff, ya know? we’re all about, like, building crazy cool stuff and, like, creating a whole new world where anything is possible.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild ride and, like, rethink your whole Minecraft experience, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. trust me.

Quantum Tornadoes Minecraft Server

discovery, Minecraft, phenomena, Phenomenon, Physicists, quanta magazine, Quantum, quantum behavior, quantum dynamics, Quantum Field, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum systems, quantum theory, research, Science, Server, Supersolid, Tornadoes

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	9643	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2

lol u ever seen a quantum tornado in minecraft? well on our server u can!! come join us and witness the epicness of quantum tornadoes twirling in a ‘supersolid’ world. u won’t believe ur eyes as u navigate through this crazy dimension filled with mind-bending physics and insane storms. join us now and experience the madness for urself!! #minecraftmadness #quantumtornadoes #supersolidrealm

Pixel Questers 1.21.3

1.21.3, bad movies, Character development, controversial content, Diversity in media, ethical boundaries, forbidden attraction, guilty pleasure, inappropriate thoughts, LGBTQ Representation, main characters, Media consumption, moral conflict, pedophilia, personal reflection, PIXEL, problematic desires, questers, Sexualization, social commentary, societal norms, taboo subjects, trans representation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	629699
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, forget about all those boring servers with the same old stuff, this one is lit AF! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, they have the most epic trans representation you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Like, who even knew that was a thing? But it is, and it’s freaking awesome. So, if you want to be part of a server that’s breaking boundaries and making you question reality, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LesbianDefenderMC

Airport, Angry, ANNOYED, bathroom, cleaning guy, Defending, German, hidden, ironic, lesbian couple, LesbianDefenderMC, Lgbt, MAKE UP, pissed, Shocked, short hair, tired, Tone, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Crops Grown:	2801	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of dealing with airport bathroom drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where cleaning guys don’t harass you for putting on makeup! Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, you never know when you might need to stand up to a virtual bully and save the day like a true hero. Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like our airport bathroom encounter!

ForbiddenFlicker Minecraft SMP

Forbidden, forbidden arousal, forbidden fruit, forbidden lust, forbidden passion, ForbiddenFlicker, guilty pleasure, guilty turn-on, hidden fetish, illicit attraction, inappropriate, Minecraft, off limits, secret desire, secret turn-on, smp, taboo, taboo excitement, taboo fantasy, Unconventional, unconventional desire, unconventional stimulation, unconventional turn-on

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, seriously, it’s so lit!

And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMedicareCrafts

American education system, American healthcare, American social security, CraftyMedicareCrafts, education debate, education system, government programs, healthcare debate, healthcare policy, healthcare system, public education system, public services, retirement benefits, social safety net, social security, social security debate, socialized education, socialized medicine, socialized pensions, universal healthcare

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Potions Brewed:	92
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Want to build a house out of chocolate blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a gummy bear into battle? You got it! And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why creepers explode when you get too close. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you’re just the player to do it!

StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

broadband access, Canadian politics, contract cancellation, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, government spending, infrastructure development, international relations, Musk, ontario, political decision making, PREMIER, RIP, Satellite Internet, space exploration, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, US tariffs

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7

lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.

Haltfire 1.21.x server minecraft

1.21.X, application, Community, Content Creator, Cozy company, Datapacks, Discord, enthusiasts, Half-wield gameplay, Haltfire, high quality, Minecraft, Participation, Plugins, Private, Safe atmosphere, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9935
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to Haltfire – a private half -wire server where season 1 begins!This server was created for streamers, YouTubers and everyone who appreciates a high -quality game in a cozy company. We offer:

Half -wield gameplay with carefully selected plugins and datapaps, which expand the capabilities of Minecraft, without departing from its original spirit.

A private community where each player is selected to create a comfortable and safe atmosphere for everyone.

Unique game capabilities that allow you to prove yourself as a content creator or just enjoy a game with other enthusiasts.

Join our Discord to find out more about the server and send an application for participation.Haltfire is waiting for you!

https://discord.gg/t4ey7bmea2

haltfire.mspt.xyz

Ninja Adventure Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Anime, Believe It, chapter 50, Chunin Exams, Daily Naruto Chapter, friendship, Manga, manga series, naruto uzumaki, ninja, ninja exams, Quest, Rivalry, Sakura Haruno, sasuke uchiha, Shinobi, shonen jump, teamwork, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Yo, bros and gals! Ever wanted to be a ninja like Naruto? Well, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Chunin Exams experience!

We got crazy challenges that will make you question reality, just like in the manga!

Fight against other players in epic battles and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the next Hokage!

Don’t miss out on this wild ride filled with shizo crazy fun and adventure! Join now and unleash your inner ninja! Believe it!

PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Star Shards Collected:	87
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimension Hops:	12
Emeralds Found:	8342	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	952

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	3678
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8656

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!