Skittle’s LifeSteal SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Buildings Constructed:	37	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Skittles Lifesteal SMP, where every battle becomes a sweet opportunity for a new minecraft experience.

🍭 What Makes Us Unique?

❤️ Lifesteal Mechanics: Steal others players hearts when you kill them, craft hearts as a passive way to gain them, and create revive crystal to rise those once fallen

🤝 Community-focused: Join a diverse and welcoming community, form alliances, and break them, build bases, and destroy them, gather recourses, or steal them, it’s all your choice.

📌 Additional Info:

Version: 1.20.2

Discord: Join our Discord community for updates, events, and to connect with fellow players: https://discord.gg/hJHN3f2fHK

Respect each other, embrace the sweet vibes, and have a blast!

Ready to embark on a fun journey? Don’t miss out on the fun – join Skittles Lifesteal SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before! 🚀🍬

See you in-game! 🌈✨

LesbianDefenderMC

Airport, Angry, ANNOYED, bathroom, cleaning guy, Defending, German, hidden, ironic, lesbian couple, LesbianDefenderMC, Lgbt, MAKE UP, pissed, Shocked, short hair, tired, Tone, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3626	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Are you tired of dealing with airport bathroom drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where cleaning guys don’t harass you for putting on makeup! Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, you never know when you might need to stand up to a virtual bully and save the day like a true hero. Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like our airport bathroom encounter!

ForbiddenFlicker Minecraft SMP

Forbidden, forbidden arousal, forbidden fruit, forbidden lust, forbidden passion, ForbiddenFlicker, guilty pleasure, guilty turn-on, hidden fetish, illicit attraction, inappropriate, Minecraft, off limits, secret desire, secret turn-on, smp, taboo, taboo excitement, taboo fantasy, Unconventional, unconventional desire, unconventional stimulation, unconventional turn-on

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, seriously, it’s so lit!

And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMedicareCrafts

American education system, American healthcare, American social security, CraftyMedicareCrafts, education debate, education system, government programs, healthcare debate, healthcare policy, healthcare system, public education system, public services, retirement benefits, social safety net, social security, social security debate, socialized education, socialized medicine, socialized pensions, universal healthcare

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Want to build a house out of chocolate blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a gummy bear into battle? You got it! And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why creepers explode when you get too close. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you’re just the player to do it!

StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

broadband access, Canadian politics, contract cancellation, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, government spending, infrastructure development, international relations, Musk, ontario, political decision making, PREMIER, RIP, Satellite Internet, space exploration, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, US tariffs

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.

Haltfire 1.21.x server minecraft

1.21.X, application, Community, Content Creator, Cozy company, Datapacks, Discord, enthusiasts, Half-wield gameplay, Haltfire, high quality, Minecraft, Participation, Plugins, Private, Safe atmosphere, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Welcome to Haltfire – a private half -wire server where season 1 begins!This server was created for streamers, YouTubers and everyone who appreciates a high -quality game in a cozy company. We offer:

Half -wield gameplay with carefully selected plugins and datapaps, which expand the capabilities of Minecraft, without departing from its original spirit.

A private community where each player is selected to create a comfortable and safe atmosphere for everyone.

Unique game capabilities that allow you to prove yourself as a content creator or just enjoy a game with other enthusiasts.

Join our Discord to find out more about the server and send an application for participation.Haltfire is waiting for you!

https://discord.gg/t4ey7bmea2

haltfire.mspt.xyz

Ninja Adventure Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Anime, Believe It, chapter 50, Chunin Exams, Daily Naruto Chapter, friendship, Manga, manga series, naruto uzumaki, ninja, ninja exams, Quest, Rivalry, Sakura Haruno, sasuke uchiha, Shinobi, shonen jump, teamwork, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8428
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Magic Items Found:	1851
Mines Excavated:	2287	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ores Mined:	2179	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Towns Built:	8

Yo, bros and gals! Ever wanted to be a ninja like Naruto? Well, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Chunin Exams experience!

We got crazy challenges that will make you question reality, just like in the manga!

Fight against other players in epic battles and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the next Hokage!

Don’t miss out on this wild ride filled with shizo crazy fun and adventure! Join now and unleash your inner ninja! Believe it!

PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	278	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Star Shards Collected:	264	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Runes Activated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mines Excavated:	3522
Magic Items Found:	6446	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Falling into the Void:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	532
Void Gems Collected:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Items Found:	3266	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Zombie Dances:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Farms Harvested:	107	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1268
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3565	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Villages Defended:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Star Shards Collected:	281	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!